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Season 25/26
Gameweek 17

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Scaley Says: It is Now!!!!
'............. .'I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season. ..........' ...

John Scales
Jun 121 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 38
Tastur Bondai Barca edged out rivals on the final day to lift the Premier League trophy, while Georgies Boys and Makrillarna sealed promotion in nail-biting playoff deciders. With goals, shocks, and last-gasp escapes, the AllSwengland season ended in spectacular fashion.

Tom Iddon
May 254 min read


SWENGLAND HISTORY: 1995-2025
So, here we are, the honours complete (well as far as I have stats) up to 2025. The old transfer system was replaced in 2016-17 with the one used by the Premier League today. Before that it was possible to get players in your squad that only one other team had following your initial selection in August. This allowed players to be ring fenced between teams who had similar interests, ie, denying other players the opportunity to transfer in released players. This Mafia like act

John Scales
May 252 min read


SCALEY SAYS: They Think It's All Over! (Week 37)
". ..... I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football....." ...

John Scales
May 243 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 37
It was all drama in the Bror Lefin Cup Final as underdogs Real Ale Rovers edged out my Victorious Secret side 43–42. Viv Stephenson’s team, from a lower masterleague, pulled off the shock despite not using any chips—and even left Mo Salah on the bench! After tense knockout wins for both sides, it all came down to a single point in the final. A brutal ending for me, but full credit to Viv for a gutsy and unforgettable win.

Tom Iddon
May 231 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 36
Dzeko & The Bunnymen take top spot in the Matchleague Premier with one round to go, edging COYS FC as Tastur Bondai Barca slip up. Calzio suffer a surprise defeat in Division 1, but the promotion race is wide open after top teams are ruled ineligible. Shadwell Town RL are crowned Reality League champions despite defeat, while IFHarltonham Absolut finish bottom. Manager of the Week goes to Lorna after Laljiland FC top AllSwengland with 77 points.

Tom Iddon
May 123 min read


SCALEY SAYS: WEEK 35
......."In1969 I gave up women and alcohol, it was the worst 20 minutes of my life"........... ...

John Scales
May 84 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 35
Matchleague Week 24 saw Tastur Bondai Barca maintain their slim lead atop the Premier, Calzio crowned Division 1 champions, and Team Georgies Boys cruise into the Division 2 playoff final. Shadwell Town RL stumbled in Reality League, but remain favourites, while Scaley earned Manager of the Week with IFK Harltonham’s standout performance.

Tom Iddon
May 63 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 34
Both semi-finals followed the script—favourites through—but there was no shortage of drama. Real Ale Rovers saw off Unbeatables RL 67–59 to end the Reality League team's cup hopes, while Victorious Secret edged a nail-biter against GloryGlory 80–78, sealed in the final fixture of the gameweek. The stage is now set for a Gameweek 37 showdown.

Tom Iddon
May 21 min read


SCALEY SAYS: IT'S PARTY TIME!
June 14th 2025 3pm Swengland is 30 this year. And to celebrate, and give out all the prizes, you lucky managers have won this season,...

John Scales
May 21 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 33
The Matchleague title races are reaching boiling point. Tastur Bondai Barca and Dzeko & The Bunnymen have broken clear in the Premier, while Calzio are closing in on the Division 1 crown. In the Reality League, Shadwell Town RL remain firmly in control after a seventh straight win. Elsewhere, points are tight at both ends of the tables, with relegation battles and mid-table shuffles keeping things lively across all leagues.

Tom Iddon
Apr 243 min read


The Bror Lefin Semi-final Draw
The Bror Lefin Trophy reaches the semi-final stage with Victorious Secret, GloryGlory, Real Ale Rovers and Unbeatables RL all dreaming of cup glory.

Tom Iddon
Apr 211 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 32
Tastur Bondai Barca reclaim top spot in the Matchleague Premier with a big win over Forever QPR, as COYS FC moved into third. In Division 1, Calzio lost but still hold a five-point lead, while the playoff race remains tight. Division 2 and 3 semi-finals kicked off with first-leg wins for Team Georgies Boys, Whalley Range FC, Makrillarna and Bongo Fury. In the Reality League, Shadwell Town RL continued their unbeaten run to stay firmly in control.

Tom Iddon
Apr 183 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 31
Drama across every division as title races go down to the wire, playoff places are confirmed, and relegation battles intensify. Tastur Bondai Barca close the gap in the Premier, Eze Does It seal the Division 2 title, Hoofball cling on in Division 3, and Shadwell Town RL continue their charge in the Reality Matchleague — despite points penalty.

Tom Iddon
Apr 104 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 30
Bror Lefin Trophy quarter-finals: Glory Glory stun Unbeatables, Real Ale Rovers edge thriller, underdogs Unbeatables RL march on!

Tom Iddon
Apr 31 min read


SCALEY SAYS: JUNE 14th.... IT'S PARTY TIME!
Put the date in your diary, June 14 for the 30th anniversary party. We've been going for 30 years and I thought we should celebrate it...

John Scales
Apr 11 min read


WEEK 29: THE HONOUR BOARD
"........City have just built a fantastic multi million pound new stand. The trouble is, it's facing the pitch....."...

John Scales
Mar 271 min read


SCALEY SAYS : WEEK 29 and JUNE 14th!
"........City have just built a fantastic multi million pound new stand. The trouble is, it's facing the pitch....." ...

John Scales
Mar 272 min read


The Bror Lefin Quarter-final Draw
The Bror Lefin Trophy quarter-finals see underdogs No Kane Do, Pukki Bowl & Unbeatables RL aiming to upset the odds against top-tier rivals.

Tom Iddon
Mar 211 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 29
Fossil Park East lift the Arnold Bolt Trophy as Shadwell Town RL go top in the Reality Matchleague after a dramatic gameweek.

Tom Iddon
Mar 172 min read
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