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Tom Chat - Gameweek 4

Week 3 brought action across all divisions with Tastur Bondai Barca and St Ives Seagulls keeping perfect records in the Premier, JurysOut and Commitments leading the way in Division 1, and Glory Glory and Whalley Range FC unbeaten in Division 2. The Reality League produced drama on and off the pitch with two scores adjusted for illegal transfers. Plus, we introduce the brand new SuperEtten Cup, which kicks off alongside the Arnold Bolt this Saturday.

Tom Iddon

4 days ago3 min read

Tom Chat - Gameweek 3

The first international break is over and Swengland returned with drama across all divisions. The Humphries brothers’ clash lit up the Premier, unbeaten sides set the pace in Division 1 and Division 2, while Kudus To You and GAIS lead the Reality League.

Tom Iddon

Sep 122 min read

Tom Chat - Gameweek 2

The first matches of the new Swengland season saw champions, promoted sides and newcomers all in action, with early results beginning to shape the tables across the leagues.

Tom Chat

Tom Iddon

Aug 262 min read

Tom Chat - Gameweek 1

We’re back for another action-packed Fantasy Football season. Swengland HQ has hopped over the border to Scotland, the leagues are streamlined into three divisions, and a new Matchleague 1 cup joins the Arnold Bolt. Manager of the Week is Arvid with 75 points for PUKKI BOWL FC, while Josh Deacon takes the wooden spoon with 27 for JDeacon7.

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Tom Iddon

Aug 221 min read

Scaley Says: It is Now!!!!

'............. .'I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season. ..........' ...

Scaley Says

John Scales

Jun 121 min read

Tom Chat - Gameweek 38

Tastur Bondai Barca edged out rivals on the final day to lift the Premier League trophy, while Georgies Boys and Makrillarna sealed promotion in nail-biting playoff deciders. With goals, shocks, and last-gasp escapes, the AllSwengland season ended in spectacular fashion.

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Tom Iddon

May 264 min read

SWENGLAND HISTORY: 1995-2025

So, here we are, the honours complete (well as far as I have stats) up to 2025. The old transfer system was replaced in 2016-17 with the...

Swengland History

John Scales

May 252 min read

SCALEY SAYS: They Think It's All Over! (Week 37)

". ..... I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football....." ...

Scaley Says

John Scales

May 243 min read

Tom Chat - Gameweek 37

It was all drama in the Bror Lefin Cup Final as underdogs Real Ale Rovers edged out my Victorious Secret side 43–42. Viv Stephenson’s team, from a lower masterleague, pulled off the shock despite not using any chips—and even left Mo Salah on the bench! After tense knockout wins for both sides, it all came down to a single point in the final. A brutal ending for me, but full credit to Viv for a gutsy and unforgettable win.

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Tom Iddon

May 231 min read

Tom Chat - Gameweek 36

Dzeko & The Bunnymen take top spot in the Matchleague Premier with one round to go, edging COYS FC as Tastur Bondai Barca slip up. Calzio suffer a surprise defeat in Division 1, but the promotion race is wide open after top teams are ruled ineligible. Shadwell Town RL are crowned Reality League champions despite defeat, while IFHarltonham Absolut finish bottom. Manager of the Week goes to Lorna after Laljiland FC top AllSwengland with 77 points.

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Tom Iddon

May 123 min read

SCALEY SAYS: WEEK 35

......."In1969 I gave up women and alcohol, it was the worst 20 minutes of my life"........... ...

Scaley Says

John Scales

May 84 min read

Tom Chat - Gameweek 35

Matchleague Week 24 saw Tastur Bondai Barca maintain their slim lead atop the Premier, Calzio crowned Division 1 champions, and Team Georgies Boys cruise into the Division 2 playoff final. Shadwell Town RL stumbled in Reality League, but remain favourites, while Scaley earned Manager of the Week with IFK Harltonham’s standout performance.

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Tom Iddon

May 63 min read

Tom Chat - Gameweek 34

Both semi-finals followed the script—favourites through—but there was no shortage of drama. Real Ale Rovers saw off Unbeatables RL 67–59 to end the Reality League team's cup hopes, while Victorious Secret edged a nail-biter against GloryGlory 80–78, sealed in the final fixture of the gameweek. The stage is now set for a Gameweek 37 showdown.

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Tom Iddon

May 21 min read

SCALEY SAYS: IT'S PARTY TIME!

June 14th 2025 3pm Swengland is 30 this year. And to celebrate, and give out all the prizes, you lucky managers have won this season,...

Scaley Says

John Scales

May 21 min read

Tom Chat - Gameweek 33

The Matchleague title races are reaching boiling point. Tastur Bondai Barca and Dzeko & The Bunnymen have broken clear in the Premier, while Calzio are closing in on the Division 1 crown. In the Reality League, Shadwell Town RL remain firmly in control after a seventh straight win. Elsewhere, points are tight at both ends of the tables, with relegation battles and mid-table shuffles keeping things lively across all leagues.

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Tom Iddon

Apr 243 min read

The Bror Lefin Semi-final Draw

The Bror Lefin Trophy reaches the semi-final stage with Victorious Secret, GloryGlory, Real Ale Rovers and Unbeatables RL all dreaming of cup glory.

Cup Draws

Tom Iddon

Apr 211 min read

Tom Chat - Gameweek 32

Tastur Bondai Barca reclaim top spot in the Matchleague Premier with a big win over Forever QPR, as COYS FC moved into third. In Division 1, Calzio lost but still hold a five-point lead, while the playoff race remains tight. Division 2 and 3 semi-finals kicked off with first-leg wins for Team Georgies Boys, Whalley Range FC, Makrillarna and Bongo Fury. In the Reality League, Shadwell Town RL continued their unbeaten run to stay firmly in control.

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Tom Iddon

Apr 183 min read

Tom Chat - Gameweek 31

Drama across every division as title races go down to the wire, playoff places are confirmed, and relegation battles intensify. Tastur Bondai Barca close the gap in the Premier, Eze Does It seal the Division 2 title, Hoofball cling on in Division 3, and Shadwell Town RL continue their charge in the Reality Matchleague — despite points penalty.

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Tom Iddon

Apr 104 min read