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Tom Chat - Gameweek 10
Gameweek 10 saw both Premier leaders lose and Jurysout’s unbeaten run come to an end, as the title races across the Swengland matchleagues tightened up.

Tom Iddon
1 hour ago3 min read
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Tom Chat - Gameweek 9
Gameweek 9 delivered plenty of excitement across the Reality Matchleague, SuperEtten Cup, and Arnold Bolt Trophy. TheKudosTouch reclaimed top spot in the league, while Gothatters stunned Real Ale Rovers in one of the week’s biggest cup upsets.

Tom Iddon
Oct 302 min read
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Tom Chat - Gameweek 8
Matchweek 7 brought drama across all four divisions as St Ives Seagulls and Tastur Bondai Barca stayed level in the Premier, JurysOut made it seven straight in Division 1, and Speckled Jims climbed top of Division 2. TheKudostouch held firm in the Reality League, while new dad David Humphries took Manager of the Week with 97 points for Moaty’s Maniacs. Plus, we have both the SuperEtten Cup and Arnold Bolt Cup second-round draws.

Tom Iddon
Oct 243 min read
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Tom Chat - Gameweek 7
Matchweek 6 brought drama across the Swengland Matchleagues as unbeaten runs ended, surprise results shook up the tables, and new leaders emerged. St Ives Seagulls reclaimed top spot in the Premier, JurysOut stayed perfect in Division 1, and TheKudosTouch hit the summit in Reality Matchleague.

Tom Iddon
Oct 143 min read
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Tom Chat - Gameweek 6
In the Premier, Tastur Bondai Barca extended their unbeaten run, while Victorious Secret and COYS FC shared the points in a dramatic 67–67 draw. Division 1 saw Chacarita rack up 90 points, the week’s biggest tally, with JurysOut and Commitments still unbeaten. Whalley Range FC lead Division 2 after a fifth straight win, as GAIS took control of the Reality Matchleague. Manager of the Week went to Mariela Rea Öberg, whose Chacarita side finished 14 clear of the nearest challeng

Tom Iddon
Oct 23 min read
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Tom Chat - Gameweek 5
Matchweek 4 saw drama across all divisions as Tastur Bondai Barca stayed perfect in the Premier, JurysOut and Commitments kept pace in Division 1, Whalley Range FC led the way in Division 2, and TheKudostouch joined Pukki Bowl FC and GAIS at the top of the Reality League. Cup qualifiers added more thrills, with Gremlins, Victorious Secret, and Atleterna among those progressing.

Tom Iddon
Sep 254 min read
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Tom Chat - Gameweek 4
Matchweek 3 brought action across all divisions with Tastur Bondai Barca and St Ives Seagulls keeping perfect records in the Premier, JurysOut and Commitments leading the way in Division 1, and Glory Glory and Whalley Range FC unbeaten in Division 2. The Reality League produced drama on and off the pitch with two scores adjusted for illegal transfers. Plus, we introduce the brand new SuperEtten Cup, which kicks off alongside the Arnold Bolt this Saturday.

Tom Iddon
Sep 183 min read
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Tom Chat - Gameweek 3
The first international break is over and Swengland returned with drama across all divisions. The Humphries brothers’ clash lit up the Premier, unbeaten sides set the pace in Division 1 and Division 2, while Kudus To You and GAIS lead the Reality League.

Tom Iddon
Sep 122 min read
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Tom Chat - Gameweek 2
The first matches of the new Swengland season saw champions, promoted sides and newcomers all in action, with early results beginning to shape the tables across the leagues.

Tom Iddon
Aug 262 min read
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Tom Chat - Gameweek 1
We’re back for another action-packed Fantasy Football season. Swengland HQ has hopped over the border to Scotland, the leagues are streamlined into three divisions, and a new Matchleague 1 cup joins the Arnold Bolt. Manager of the Week is Arvid with 75 points for PUKKI BOWL FC, while Josh Deacon takes the wooden spoon with 27 for JDeacon7.

Tom Iddon
Aug 221 min read
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Scaley Says: It is Now!!!!
'............. .'I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season. ..........' ...

John Scales
Jun 121 min read
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Tom Chat - Gameweek 38
Tastur Bondai Barca edged out rivals on the final day to lift the Premier League trophy, while Georgies Boys and Makrillarna sealed promotion in nail-biting playoff deciders. With goals, shocks, and last-gasp escapes, the AllSwengland season ended in spectacular fashion.

Tom Iddon
May 254 min read
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SWENGLAND HISTORY: 1995-2025
So, here we are, the honours complete (well as far as I have stats) up to 2025. The old transfer system was replaced in 2016-17 with the...

John Scales
May 252 min read
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SCALEY SAYS: They Think It's All Over! (Week 37)
". ..... I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football....." ...

John Scales
May 243 min read
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Tom Chat - Gameweek 37
It was all drama in the Bror Lefin Cup Final as underdogs Real Ale Rovers edged out my Victorious Secret side 43–42. Viv Stephenson’s team, from a lower masterleague, pulled off the shock despite not using any chips—and even left Mo Salah on the bench! After tense knockout wins for both sides, it all came down to a single point in the final. A brutal ending for me, but full credit to Viv for a gutsy and unforgettable win.

Tom Iddon
May 231 min read
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Tom Chat - Gameweek 36
Dzeko & The Bunnymen take top spot in the Matchleague Premier with one round to go, edging COYS FC as Tastur Bondai Barca slip up. Calzio suffer a surprise defeat in Division 1, but the promotion race is wide open after top teams are ruled ineligible. Shadwell Town RL are crowned Reality League champions despite defeat, while IFHarltonham Absolut finish bottom. Manager of the Week goes to Lorna after Laljiland FC top AllSwengland with 77 points.

Tom Iddon
May 123 min read
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SCALEY SAYS: WEEK 35
......."In1969 I gave up women and alcohol, it was the worst 20 minutes of my life"........... ...

John Scales
May 84 min read
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Tom Chat - Gameweek 35
Matchleague Week 24 saw Tastur Bondai Barca maintain their slim lead atop the Premier, Calzio crowned Division 1 champions, and Team Georgies Boys cruise into the Division 2 playoff final. Shadwell Town RL stumbled in Reality League, but remain favourites, while Scaley earned Manager of the Week with IFK Harltonham’s standout performance.

Tom Iddon
May 63 min read
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Tom Chat - Gameweek 34
Both semi-finals followed the script—favourites through—but there was no shortage of drama. Real Ale Rovers saw off Unbeatables RL 67–59 to end the Reality League team's cup hopes, while Victorious Secret edged a nail-biter against GloryGlory 80–78, sealed in the final fixture of the gameweek. The stage is now set for a Gameweek 37 showdown.

Tom Iddon
May 21 min read
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SCALEY SAYS: IT'S PARTY TIME!
June 14th 2025 3pm  Swengland is 30 this year. And to celebrate, and give out all the prizes, you lucky managers have won this season,...

John Scales
May 21 min read
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