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Tom Chat - Gameweek 25
Matchweek 18 saw ST IVES SEAGULLS stay six points clear in Premier, GREMLINS close the gap on JURYSOUT in Division 1, and BECKENBAURFLY move within a point of GLORY GLORY in Division 2. The John Walsh Cup went to WILLS WINGDINGS RL after a 113-81 win over KUDUS TO YOU.

Tom Iddon
Feb 102 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 24
Round 2 of the Bror Lefin Trophy brought a major shock as AllSwengland league leaders Badly Good were dumped out by Missing Link. Tastur Bondai Barca set the pace with a round-high 86, earning John Williams Manager of the Week, while Mafia Four Lions RL also caught the eye by seeing off Chacarita against the form book.

Tom Iddon
Feb 61 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 23
Arnold Bolt Trophy and SuperEtten Cup second-leg results, plus Manager of the Week and Worst MOTW. Finals set for Gameweek 29. Plus a quick Bror Lefin draw.

Tom Iddon
Jan 292 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 22
ST IVES SEAGULLS stayed top in the Premier, JURYSOUT opened a nine-point gap in Division 1, and GLORY GLORY extended their Division 2 lead. In the John Walsh (Reality) Cup, WILLS WINGDINGS RL edged GAIS on aggregate after a drawn second leg, while KUDUS TO YOU turned it around with a Triple Captain to reach the final.

Tom Iddon
Jan 233 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 21
Kudus To You led the scoring with 81 to beat Unbeatables RL 81–56, while By Eck impressed with a 73–58 win over Henry C FC. Unbeatables edged St Ives Seagulls 48–47 in the tightest tie, and Ade took MOTW after matching the round’s second-highest score and beating higher-ranked opposition.

Tom Iddon
Jan 152 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 20
BONGO FURY and ST IVES SEAGULLS took slim first-leg leads, but REPLACEMENTS and GREMLINS opened up clear advantages ahead of the return fixtures, while John Williams claimed MOTW and Viv took Worst MOTW

Tom Iddon
Jan 51 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 19
Yet another short post this gameweek. normal service will resume next week.

Tom Iddon
Jan 21 min read






Tom Chat - Gameweek 16
BONGO FURY RL stayed top after beating MAFIA FOUR LIONS RL 53-27, with FOREVERGAIS and PUKKI BOWL FC level behind them. In the SuperEtten Cup, St Ives Seagulls hit 99 and drew Victorious Secret in the two-legged semis, while Gremlins face Tastur Bondai Barca. Arnold Bolt semis: Bongo Fury v Commitments, Replacements v Whalley Range FC.

Tom Iddon
Dec 19, 20252 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 15
Champions Tastur Bondai Barca hit 95 in the Premier, Jurysout and the Division 2 frontrunners slipped to defeat, and the Reality Cup first round proper saw the top three in the standings all crash out. With Pukki Bowl FC, Gais, Wills Wingdings RL and Kudus To You into the two legged semi finals and the bumper Christmas cup draw bonanza laid out in full, the season is finely poised heading into the festive period.

Tom Iddon
Dec 11, 20252 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 14
Matchweek 12 served up big scores and tight contests across all three divisions, with COYS FC, Jurysout and Beckenbaurfly holding on to top spot and Kamikazees finally getting off the mark with their first points of the season. Badly Good boss John Darley led the way with 92 points to claim Manager of the Week, while Whalley Range’s Bertil Anderson endured a difficult round.

Tom Iddon
Dec 5, 20252 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 13
There was no shortage of action in AllSwengland this week, with COYS FC making it six on the spin to go top, Red Exiles moving into first place in Division 2 and Eze Does It posting a league-high 74 while Commitments crashed to 13. On top of that, the John Walsh Cup served up solid wins for the Reality Matchleague sides, before the round 2 draw sets up the next batch of ties for gameweek 15.

Tom Iddon
Dec 1, 20253 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 12
This week’s Matchleague round-up includes key results across all divisions, movement at the top of each table, and the latest Manager of the Week. The Reality Cup Qualifying Round draw is also revealed in full.

Tom Iddon
Nov 28, 20253 min read


SCALEY SAYS: TRAM TRIPPING
Sweden Here We Come! TRAMS AND FOOTBALL: WHAT"S THE LINK? Next weekend, I'm coming to Sweden with my very good friend and new manager for this season the Nottingham Forest fanatic Rob Addison. For football fans who know history, you will notice that as a Forest supporter ,he has even had someone with his name who has played for the team, just like me with John Scales, who played for amongst other clubs, Liverpool and Tottenham, but I think started his career at Wimbledon, th

John Scales
Nov 28, 20253 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 11
We’re back after another international break, but before the action resumes here’s a full roundup of the Matchleague results across all divisions. St Ives Seagulls stay out in front, Jurysout tighten their hold on Division 1, Beckenbaurfly move top in Division 2, and Bongo Fury RL keep the lead in the Reality Matchleague. This week’s Manager of the Week is Niall Doonan, while Patrik Wedberg takes the wooden spoon after a tough round for Makrillarna.

Tom Iddon
Nov 21, 20252 min read


SCALEY SAYS: SWENGLAND MIDSOMMER
DID YOU MISS ME? I'M BACK. Good evening Swenglanders. last week I got a message from Tom asking when I would be contributing to the excellent Swengland website. A good question that, because since I retired I have not had the time to sit and do so. mainly for these reasons: Organising the weekly quiz at my local pub The Old Sun Running open mic night at The Old Sun Preparing for a gig in a band I didn't know I was a member of and then getting sacked! (Too jazzy they said...a

John Scales
Nov 15, 20252 min read


SWENGLAND HISTORY: 1995-2025
So, here we are, the honours complete (well as far as I have stats) up to 2025. The old transfer system was replaced in 2016-17 with the one used by the Premier League today. Before that it was possible to get players in your squad that only one other team had following your initial selection in August. This allowed players to be ring fenced between teams who had similar interests, ie, denying other players the opportunity to transfer in released players. This Mafia like act

John Scales
Nov 15, 20252 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 10
Gameweek 10 saw both Premier leaders lose and Jurysout’s unbeaten run come to an end, as the title races across the Swengland matchleagues tightened up.

Tom Iddon
Nov 6, 20253 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 9
Gameweek 9 delivered plenty of excitement across the Reality Matchleague, SuperEtten Cup, and Arnold Bolt Trophy. TheKudosTouch reclaimed top spot in the league, while Gothatters stunned Real Ale Rovers in one of the week’s biggest cup upsets.

Tom Iddon
Oct 30, 20252 min read
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