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Gameweek 17

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Tom Chat - Gameweek 16
BONGO FURY RL stayed top after beating MAFIA FOUR LIONS RL 53-27, with FOREVERGAIS and PUKKI BOWL FC level behind them. In the SuperEtten Cup, St Ives Seagulls hit 99 and drew Victorious Secret in the two-legged semis, while Gremlins face Tastur Bondai Barca. Arnold Bolt semis: Bongo Fury v Commitments, Replacements v Whalley Range FC.

Tom Iddon
6 days ago2 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 15
Champions Tastur Bondai Barca hit 95 in the Premier, Jurysout and the Division 2 frontrunners slipped to defeat, and the Reality Cup first round proper saw the top three in the standings all crash out. With Pukki Bowl FC, Gais, Wills Wingdings RL and Kudus To You into the two legged semi finals and the bumper Christmas cup draw bonanza laid out in full, the season is finely poised heading into the festive period.

Tom Iddon
Dec 112 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 14
Matchweek 12 served up big scores and tight contests across all three divisions, with COYS FC, Jurysout and Beckenbaurfly holding on to top spot and Kamikazees finally getting off the mark with their first points of the season. Badly Good boss John Darley led the way with 92 points to claim Manager of the Week, while Whalley Range’s Bertil Anderson endured a difficult round.

Tom Iddon
Dec 52 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 13
There was no shortage of action in AllSwengland this week, with COYS FC making it six on the spin to go top, Red Exiles moving into first place in Division 2 and Eze Does It posting a league-high 74 while Commitments crashed to 13. On top of that, the John Walsh Cup served up solid wins for the Reality Matchleague sides, before the round 2 draw sets up the next batch of ties for gameweek 15.

Tom Iddon
Dec 13 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 12
This week’s Matchleague round-up includes key results across all divisions, movement at the top of each table, and the latest Manager of the Week. The Reality Cup Qualifying Round draw is also revealed in full.

Tom Iddon
Nov 283 min read


SCALEY SAYS: TRAM TRIPPING
Sweden Here We Come! TRAMS AND FOOTBALL: WHAT"S THE LINK? Next weekend, I'm coming to Sweden with my very good friend and new manager for this season the Nottingham Forest fanatic Rob Addison. For football fans who know history, you will notice that as a Forest supporter ,he has even had someone with his name who has played for the team, just like me with John Scales, who played for amongst other clubs, Liverpool and Tottenham, but I think started his career at Wimbledon, th

John Scales
Nov 283 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 11
We’re back after another international break, but before the action resumes here’s a full roundup of the Matchleague results across all divisions. St Ives Seagulls stay out in front, Jurysout tighten their hold on Division 1, Beckenbaurfly move top in Division 2, and Bongo Fury RL keep the lead in the Reality Matchleague. This week’s Manager of the Week is Niall Doonan, while Patrik Wedberg takes the wooden spoon after a tough round for Makrillarna.

Tom Iddon
Nov 212 min read


SCALEY SAYS: SWENGLAND MIDSOMMER
DID YOU MISS ME? I'M BACK. Good evening Swenglanders. last week I got a message from Tom asking when I would be contributing to the excellent Swengland website. A good question that, because since I retired I have not had the time to sit and do so. mainly for these reasons: Organising the weekly quiz at my local pub The Old Sun Running open mic night at The Old Sun Preparing for a gig in a band I didn't know I was a member of and then getting sacked! (Too jazzy they said...a

John Scales
Nov 152 min read


SWENGLAND HISTORY: 1995-2025
So, here we are, the honours complete (well as far as I have stats) up to 2025. The old transfer system was replaced in 2016-17 with the one used by the Premier League today. Before that it was possible to get players in your squad that only one other team had following your initial selection in August. This allowed players to be ring fenced between teams who had similar interests, ie, denying other players the opportunity to transfer in released players. This Mafia like act

John Scales
Nov 152 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 10
Gameweek 10 saw both Premier leaders lose and Jurysout’s unbeaten run come to an end, as the title races across the Swengland matchleagues tightened up.

Tom Iddon
Nov 63 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 9
Gameweek 9 delivered plenty of excitement across the Reality Matchleague, SuperEtten Cup, and Arnold Bolt Trophy. TheKudosTouch reclaimed top spot in the league, while Gothatters stunned Real Ale Rovers in one of the week’s biggest cup upsets.

Tom Iddon
Oct 302 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 8
Matchweek 7 brought drama across all four divisions as St Ives Seagulls and Tastur Bondai Barca stayed level in the Premier, JurysOut made it seven straight in Division 1, and Speckled Jims climbed top of Division 2. TheKudostouch held firm in the Reality League, while new dad David Humphries took Manager of the Week with 97 points for Moaty’s Maniacs. Plus, we have both the SuperEtten Cup and Arnold Bolt Cup second-round draws.

Tom Iddon
Oct 243 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 7
Matchweek 6 brought drama across the Swengland Matchleagues as unbeaten runs ended, surprise results shook up the tables, and new leaders emerged. St Ives Seagulls reclaimed top spot in the Premier, JurysOut stayed perfect in Division 1, and TheKudosTouch hit the summit in Reality Matchleague.

Tom Iddon
Oct 143 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 6
In the Premier, Tastur Bondai Barca extended their unbeaten run, while Victorious Secret and COYS FC shared the points in a dramatic 67–67 draw. Division 1 saw Chacarita rack up 90 points, the week’s biggest tally, with JurysOut and Commitments still unbeaten. Whalley Range FC lead Division 2 after a fifth straight win, as GAIS took control of the Reality Matchleague. Manager of the Week went to Mariela Rea Öberg, whose Chacarita side finished 14 clear of the nearest challeng

Tom Iddon
Oct 23 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 5
Matchweek 4 saw drama across all divisions as Tastur Bondai Barca stayed perfect in the Premier, JurysOut and Commitments kept pace in Division 1, Whalley Range FC led the way in Division 2, and TheKudostouch joined Pukki Bowl FC and GAIS at the top of the Reality League. Cup qualifiers added more thrills, with Gremlins, Victorious Secret, and Atleterna among those progressing.

Tom Iddon
Sep 254 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 4
Matchweek 3 brought action across all divisions with Tastur Bondai Barca and St Ives Seagulls keeping perfect records in the Premier, JurysOut and Commitments leading the way in Division 1, and Glory Glory and Whalley Range FC unbeaten in Division 2. The Reality League produced drama on and off the pitch with two scores adjusted for illegal transfers. Plus, we introduce the brand new SuperEtten Cup, which kicks off alongside the Arnold Bolt this Saturday.

Tom Iddon
Sep 183 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 3
The first international break is over and Swengland returned with drama across all divisions. The Humphries brothers’ clash lit up the Premier, unbeaten sides set the pace in Division 1 and Division 2, while Kudus To You and GAIS lead the Reality League.

Tom Iddon
Sep 122 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 2
The first matches of the new Swengland season saw champions, promoted sides and newcomers all in action, with early results beginning to shape the tables across the leagues.

Tom Iddon
Aug 262 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 1
We’re back for another action-packed Fantasy Football season. Swengland HQ has hopped over the border to Scotland, the leagues are streamlined into three divisions, and a new Matchleague 1 cup joins the Arnold Bolt. Manager of the Week is Arvid with 75 points for PUKKI BOWL FC, while Josh Deacon takes the wooden spoon with 27 for JDeacon7.

Tom Iddon
Aug 221 min read
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