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Tom Chat - Gameweek 30
The Bror Lefin Trophy quarter-finals saw IFK Harltonham, Tastur Bondai Barca, Gremlins and Bongo Fury book their places in the semi-finals, with Scaley and the Williams Mafia sharing the final four. Away from the cup ties, Jamie Humphries of Dzeko & The Bunnymen claimed Manager of the Week with 71 points, while Carl Strohmeier of Beckenbaurfly took Worst MOTW with 22.

Tom Iddon
Mar 181 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 29
St Ives Seagulls secured the SuperEtten Cup with a tight 72–68 win over Gremlins in a closely fought final. In the Arnold Bolt Trophy, Replacements delivered a dominant 73–46 victory against Bongo Fury to add silverware to their strong season. Manager of the Week goes to Tom Iddon, whose Reality League side Kudus To You topped the AllSwengland Ligan with 78 points.

Tom Iddon
Mar 131 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 28
Week 20 delivered a shake-up across the leagues, with REPLACEMENTS beating ST IVES SEAGULLS 72–60 at the summit and WILLS WINGDINGS keeping the pressure on. GREMLINS posted a standout 103 in Division 1, GLORY GLORY held top spot in Division 2, and Reality Matchleague returned after an extended break with the leaders picking up where they left off. Manager of the Week went to Paul Williams, while Viv Stephenson took Worst MOTW after REAL ALE ROVERS’ 38.

Tom Iddon
Mar 33 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 27
Round 3 of the Bror Lefin Trophy featured an ALL MAFIA showdown, a 48–48 draw settled on a tie break (most goals scored), and two ties decided by a single point, with Rustan taking MOTW after GOTHATTERS FC posted 70.

Tom Iddon
Feb 271 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 26
Matchweek 19 tightened the races across the AllSwengland, with ST IVES SEAGULLS and JURYSOUT both asserting control at the top, and GLORY GLORY delivering the standout performance with a huge 104–43 win. The chasing packs remain tightly bunched in every division, with promotion and survival battles set for a tense run-in.

Tom Iddon
Feb 204 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 25
Matchweek 18 saw ST IVES SEAGULLS stay six points clear in Premier, GREMLINS close the gap on JURYSOUT in Division 1, and BECKENBAURFLY move within a point of GLORY GLORY in Division 2. The John Walsh Cup went to WILLS WINGDINGS RL after a 113-81 win over KUDUS TO YOU.

Tom Iddon
Feb 102 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 24
Round 2 of the Bror Lefin Trophy brought a major shock as AllSwengland league leaders Badly Good were dumped out by Missing Link. Tastur Bondai Barca set the pace with a round-high 86, earning John Williams Manager of the Week, while Mafia Four Lions RL also caught the eye by seeing off Chacarita against the form book.

Tom Iddon
Feb 61 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 23
Arnold Bolt Trophy and SuperEtten Cup second-leg results, plus Manager of the Week and Worst MOTW. Finals set for Gameweek 29. Plus a quick Bror Lefin draw.

Tom Iddon
Jan 292 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 22
ST IVES SEAGULLS stayed top in the Premier, JURYSOUT opened a nine-point gap in Division 1, and GLORY GLORY extended their Division 2 lead. In the John Walsh (Reality) Cup, WILLS WINGDINGS RL edged GAIS on aggregate after a drawn second leg, while KUDUS TO YOU turned it around with a Triple Captain to reach the final.

Tom Iddon
Jan 233 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 21
Kudus To You led the scoring with 81 to beat Unbeatables RL 81–56, while By Eck impressed with a 73–58 win over Henry C FC. Unbeatables edged St Ives Seagulls 48–47 in the tightest tie, and Ade took MOTW after matching the round’s second-highest score and beating higher-ranked opposition.

Tom Iddon
Jan 152 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 20
BONGO FURY and ST IVES SEAGULLS took slim first-leg leads, but REPLACEMENTS and GREMLINS opened up clear advantages ahead of the return fixtures, while John Williams claimed MOTW and Viv took Worst MOTW

Tom Iddon
Jan 51 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 19
Yet another short post this gameweek. normal service will resume next week.

Tom Iddon
Jan 21 min read






Tom Chat - Gameweek 16
BONGO FURY RL stayed top after beating MAFIA FOUR LIONS RL 53-27, with FOREVERGAIS and PUKKI BOWL FC level behind them. In the SuperEtten Cup, St Ives Seagulls hit 99 and drew Victorious Secret in the two-legged semis, while Gremlins face Tastur Bondai Barca. Arnold Bolt semis: Bongo Fury v Commitments, Replacements v Whalley Range FC.

Tom Iddon
Dec 19, 20252 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 15
Champions Tastur Bondai Barca hit 95 in the Premier, Jurysout and the Division 2 frontrunners slipped to defeat, and the Reality Cup first round proper saw the top three in the standings all crash out. With Pukki Bowl FC, Gais, Wills Wingdings RL and Kudus To You into the two legged semi finals and the bumper Christmas cup draw bonanza laid out in full, the season is finely poised heading into the festive period.

Tom Iddon
Dec 11, 20252 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 14
Matchweek 12 served up big scores and tight contests across all three divisions, with COYS FC, Jurysout and Beckenbaurfly holding on to top spot and Kamikazees finally getting off the mark with their first points of the season. Badly Good boss John Darley led the way with 92 points to claim Manager of the Week, while Whalley Range’s Bertil Anderson endured a difficult round.

Tom Iddon
Dec 5, 20252 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 13
There was no shortage of action in AllSwengland this week, with COYS FC making it six on the spin to go top, Red Exiles moving into first place in Division 2 and Eze Does It posting a league-high 74 while Commitments crashed to 13. On top of that, the John Walsh Cup served up solid wins for the Reality Matchleague sides, before the round 2 draw sets up the next batch of ties for gameweek 15.

Tom Iddon
Dec 1, 20253 min read


Tom Chat - Gameweek 12
This week’s Matchleague round-up includes key results across all divisions, movement at the top of each table, and the latest Manager of the Week. The Reality Cup Qualifying Round draw is also revealed in full.

Tom Iddon
Nov 28, 20253 min read


SCALEY SAYS: TRAM TRIPPING
Sweden Here We Come! TRAMS AND FOOTBALL: WHAT"S THE LINK? Next weekend, I'm coming to Sweden with my very good friend and new manager for this season the Nottingham Forest fanatic Rob Addison. For football fans who know history, you will notice that as a Forest supporter ,he has even had someone with his name who has played for the team, just like me with John Scales, who played for amongst other clubs, Liverpool and Tottenham, but I think started his career at Wimbledon, th

John Scales
Nov 28, 20253 min read
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