Tom Chat - Gameweek 13

Tom Iddon
5 days ago
3 min read

There was no shortage of action in AllSwengland this week, with league drama and cup ties across the board. The Reality Cup round 2 draw is down below, after a quick run through the action.

Matchleague Premier

COYS FC went top with a 43–25 win at Fossil Park East, their sixth victory in a row, overtaking St Ives Seagulls after their 60–45 defeat to Victorious Secret. Wills Wingdings moved level with the Seagulls after a 35–29 result against Replacements, while champions Tastur Bondai Barca won 48–29 at Shadwell Town. Moaty’s Maniacs edged Forever QPR 52–46, Unbeatables produced one of the round’s stronger scorelines with a 71–43 win at Dzeko & The Bunnymen, and Calzio picked up points with a 43–23 victory at JDeacon7. COYS FC lead on 25 points, with St Ives Seagulls and Wills Wingdings just 1 point behind.

Division 1

Chacarita beat Commitments 31–13, with Commitments posting one of the lowest scores seen in Swengland history. Eze Does It delivered the round’s biggest result with a 74–41 win over Missing Link, while leaders Jurysout stayed clear after a 47–31 victory against Team Gotland. Gremlins kept pace with a narrow 42–41 win at Alpha Athletic, IFK Harltonham won 39–25 at Badly Good, Mafia Four Lions beat Team Georgies Boys 66–44, and Atleterna claimed a 49–22 result at By ’Eck. Jurysout remain top on 27 points, with Gremlins on 24 and a tight group of three teams on 21 just behind.

Division 2

Red Exiles moved top with a 42–29 win over Cornish Reds, drawing level on points with Beckenbaurfly and taking first place on goal difference after Beckenbaurfly lost 40–27 to Whalley Range FC. Gothatters FC won 29–25 at Henry C FC, Hoofball edged Speckled Jims 27–25, and Makrillarna claimed a 55–21 result at Kamikazees. Real Ale Rovers drew 46–46 with Glory Glory, while Bongo Fury earned a 40–36 win over Laljiland FC. Red Exiles and Beckenbaurfly now sit on 24 points, with Whalley Range FC and Cornish Reds three behind.

John Walsh Cup

The John Walsh Cup brought a solid set of wins for the mid-pack sides, with Kudus To You comfortably beating bottom side Shadwell Town RL 48–35 and Wills Wingdings RL producing the standout result by easing past Whiteadders 48–21. GAIS were in control in a 51–27 win at Mafia Four Lions RL, while Bongo Fury RL, the highest-placed team in action, came through a decent test against Unbeatables RL with a 48–38 victory to book their place in the next round. The draw for round 2, which will be played at the weekend in gameweek 15, has just taken place and can be viewed below.

MOTW

Manager of the Week goes to Tom Deacon, with Eze Does It posting the highest score anywhere in AllSwengland on 74. At the other end, Commitments’ total of 13 is one of the lowest we have ever seen, so Berry takes Worst MOTW.